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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Coors Beer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Theme parks

Most admires:

Michael Jackson

Favorite actor(s):

Russell Crowe

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds, Olives

Politics:

Pacifist

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee, Food & Wine magazine, Car and Driver magazine

Favorite drink(s):

Beer, Sake, Wine

Favorite TV show(s):

Late Show with David Letterman

Favorite political figure(s):

Cecil Rhodes

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

We interrogated the Coors Beer girl for good nightlife stacatto style in lulls between the deafening muzak.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Coors was one of the first breweries to begin packaging its beer in cans.
Coors beer on sale - 12 6 oz cans for $7.
What is with the new Coors beer ads on Television that depict drinking and partying that is obviously out of control?

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