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Topic: Being Served

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Republican,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Priest,  Bus Driver,  Soldier
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Meat and potatoes,  Fish and chips,  Bacon and eggs
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Wine,  Lemonade
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

She is concerned with the amount of carbohydrates and fried foods that are being served on a daily basis.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Being served tea and eating a meal with the Buddhist Monks at the Pomosa Temple in Korea.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Lunch is served from the downstairs pub and concentrates on light but hearty meals, with trout dishes and the homemade spring rolls being among the favourites.
While being served your delicious dinner by friendly and attentive staff members, enjoy Bistro Zella's decor with its black and white tile floors and memorabilia from the 30's and 40's.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The restaurant is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, being served on either the outside terrace or one of our air-conditioned dining rooms.
Mark Harris,
Priest

By being without a function in society people had decided that God no longer served a purpose worthy of maintaining the elaborate illusion that had been erected to answer the unanswerable questions.
John Fielding,
CEO

He was served on the Board of Directors of PSNLC as Educational Coordinator for the year 1998 after being elected at the annual meeting in November, 1997.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He served as Chairman of the Planning and Zoning Commission prior to being elected to the Council in 2002.
Since being elected to Eastbourne Borough Council two years ago I have served and chaired numerous committees.
Prior to being elected as Treasurer for the region, I served District V as District Director for three years.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The day is rounded up with dinner being served around a roaring campfire under the starlit sky with local folks singing haunting Rajasthani folk music.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Judge Matia served as a Cuyahoga County Common Pleas judge for six years prior to being appointed to the Federal bench.
 
 
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