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Topic: I believe

Related:
  Believe    All I  
  I know    I like  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    I found myself  
  I E    Friends and I  
  I m    I should  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid,  Retarded
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  98 Degrees,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing,  Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I can't believe I ever thought Perl was cool.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I believe that a lot of what a person does is within their control and that most of the time they just don't want to change.
I can't believe that these people are that sick to post something like that!
I can't believe that anyone thinks we are going to litigate ourselves into having a perfect and just medical system.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I don't believe that anyone really believed when they saw this person with black paint that they were black.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I can't believe that married jerk off of a fag left me alone in my car after I hit a tree.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

I can't believe how this feels," she cried as she bucked her hips up for better penetration.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

There is no pole in my yard so I do not believe that I should be required to continue to pay for more expensive service that I don't want because the cable company cannot access a pole.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

I can't believe that everything will be used, but everything will be welcome, and the total organism will be made that much stronger for the strength and diversity of the minds which contributed to it.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I can't believe the NFL would let something like this happen for the second week in a row.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I can't believe any of those notorious paparazzi who stalked her for all those years can even justify mourning for her, because they're the ones that killed her, whether it be directly or indirectly.
I can't believe that someone spit on me, every show in America and no one has spit on me.
 
 
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