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Topic: Pacific Bell DSL

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, PC World, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite author(s):

Edgar Allan Poe

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming, Chatting on ICQ

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

DSL Availability - Get DSL service from Pacific Bell DSL, Southwestern Bell DSL, BellSouth DSL, and many others.
To see if DSL Internet Access is available in your area, please check Pacific Bell's DSL Internet Availability Tool.
Pacific Bell , our evil local telco, has quickly been rolling out DSL service across San Francisco.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The catch is that I also use Pacific Bell DSL with EnterNet 300.

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