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Topic: Bell Labs

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Bell Labs also achieved significant milestones in the development of three other key communications technologies in 1962, making that year a major watershed in the history of modern communications.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Bell Labs implementation of SNOBOL4 was written in SIL, the SNOBOL Implementation language, meant to be implemented as assembler macros, and is sometimes called Macro SNOBOL4.
Sweldens, Bell Labs "This Applet graphs scaling functions and wavelets with two parameters even and odd.
Bell Labs distributed the operating system in its source language form, so anyone who obtained a copy could modify and customize it for his own purposes.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Bell Labs Design Automation have produced the FormalCheck tool for verifying the functionality of ASIC and digital IC designs in Verilog or VHDL, based on the COSPAN model checker.
Bell Labs, Lucent Technologies Education and training are expected to change dramatically due to the combined impact of the Internet and multimedia technologies.
Lead Bell Labs initiative for data integration of CAD and MRP systems.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Bell Labs will continue providing the expertise in design so our customers can be assured that any upgrades will be the simplest in design and at a reasonable cost to the consumer.
Superior Bell Labs designed phone equipment at 30% 60% off of new pricing.
Bell Labs, Fujitsu, Fairchild, and HP had all started to use this new technology, so it was a horse race among the various players to successfully implement it.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Bell Labs group and other collaborators have shown that the wavelength of QC lasers can be precisely selected and continuously tuned over a broad range to detect a variety of trace gases with a sensitivity of a few parts per billion in volume.
Because Bell set up its research labs near Princeton University there was a good partnership between academia and business.
 
 
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