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In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Rachael Bella

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Jennifer Aniston, Robert Frost, Yoko Ono

Currently has on their coffee table:

FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends, Saturday Night Live, The Sopranos

Favorite book(s):

"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller

Likes to wear:

Mooks, Chicken suit

Favorite movie(s):

Caddyshack, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Erin Brockovich

Favorite sport(s):

Ice skating

Starsign:

Gemini

Listens to:

Matchbox Twenty, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Also starring: Brian Cox, Rachael Bella, and Daveigh Chase.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Stars: Naomi Watts, Brian Cox, Rachael Bella,Daveigh Chase, David Dorfman, Martin Henderson, Amber Tamblyn.

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