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Topic: Seat Belt

Related:
  Seat    Belt  
  Seat Belt Safety    Seat Belt Law  
  Black Belt    Car Seat  
  Belt Drive    Seat Covers  
  Belt Buckle    Safety Belt  
  Conveyor Belt    Toilet Seat  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Lingerie,  Bikini,  Lawnmower
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:WWF magazine
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite actor(s):Bette Davis
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Likes to wear:Leash,  Punk rock,  Thong
Favorite sport(s):Karate,  Motor car racing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling),  Hulk Hogan (wrestling)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Joining the WWF
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Seat belts are built for bodies that weigh more than 80 lb.
John Fielding,
CEO

The OEM seat belts may be removed to facilitate the installation of alternate restraints complying with safety requirements.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Seat belts are required to be worn by all aircraft occupants during movement on the ground, take-off and landing.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The seat belts are equipped with pretensioners which react to a frontal impact by taking up any slack and thus hold the wearer firmly against the seat back.
Make sure seat belts are fastened in the middle of the stomach or on top of the legs.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Fasten you seat belts and strap on your cerebral flak jacket.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Seat belts are still necessary because air bags only work in front-end collisions of more than 10 miles per hour.
Seat belts are required on small school buses (under 10,000 lbs) and children being transported in these smaller buses are covered under this law.
Seat belts are required for the driver and the front seat's passenger.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Seat-belts are to be racing type, 5 point (no home made) and securely fastened to the roll cage and seat frame, with one quick release mechanism.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Seat belts have long been used by the Aussies and Americans on their wave skis and surf skis.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Wearing seat belts is compulsory; driving under the influence of alcohol is a serious offence and traffic laws are strictly enforced.
 
 
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