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Topic: Big Ben

Related:
  Ben    Big Band  
  Big Ben clock    Big Brother  
  Big One    Big Game  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Princess Diana
Favorite author(s):Charles Dickens,  George Eliot
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite explorer(s):David Livingstone
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Margaret Thatcher,  Oliver Cromwell
Favorite great thinker(s):Charles Darwin
Favorite composer(s):George F Handel
Favorite royal(s):Queen Elizabeth II,  Prince Charles,  Princess Diana
Listens to:Fleetwood Mac
Favorite destination(s):London,  Britain
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham
Favorite political figure(s):Oliver Cromwell
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Watch as Claudia stripps naked and start to suck Bens big dick, she's 36 years old and she has learned how to make her man cum like never before.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Sarah loved to ride Ben's big pecker, sitting on top of him while grinding here pussy up and down, her heavy breasts bouncing freely as she drove herself to orgasm!
She was shaking all over, her beautiful big tits slapping together as she came all over Ben's cock and Johnny was pumping the last drops of cum out of his dick onto Louise's hair.
Everyone thought he was perfect and even the lady who arranged the interview cried when a woman with frail hands cupped Ben's big face to hers.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The plan of handling the inquiries referred to above is as follows: We ask the wholesalers to let us know whenever they ship BIG-BENS to the retailer, so that we can refer the inquiry to the nearest dealer.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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John Fielding,
CEO

It's big business and the clients like Uncle Ben's, the Australian Wheat Board and Inghams demand top quality products and a high standard of handling and storage.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The chimes of Big Ben, the huge bell in the clock tower, are renowned worldwide through being broadcast on BBC radio.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Uniquely situated in the shadow of Big Ben, Westminster Abbey and the BA London Eye, the award winning Queen Elizabeth II Conference Centre is a premier purpose built venue.
Merlin were located on the two barges between Westminster and Lambeth Bridges and as Big Ben chimed midnight the biggest firework display ever seen in the UK erupted from the Thames.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Located on the South Bank of the River Thames, opposite Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament and between Waterloo and Westminster bridges.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We didn't get to see much of A 3 Day Stay, because Ben's big red truck almost ran out of oil and we had to stop and get some to refill the tank.
 
 
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