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Topic: Ben Folds

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  Ben Folds Five    Big Ben  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Eminem,  Michael Jackson
Favorite possession(s):Stroller,  Abflexer(tm)
Currently has on their coffee table:Reader's Digest,  Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite era(s):Jurassic times,  1970s
Favorite composer(s):Beethoven
Interest(s):Origami
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Diapers
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Dave Matthews Band,  Barenaked Ladies
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

When Ben Folds Five came out, I was excited to hear his stuff.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Ben Folds Five was a thrill!
Thursday Ben Folds plays at 328.
Ben Folds rocked Northwestern last night.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Ben Folds Five: Can't judge due to botched sound control.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Ben Folds Five defy alt-indie fetishism with twisted baroque piano tunes.
Ben Folds Five, the modern-rock piano man on the novelty tag and Billy Joel.
Ben Folds managed impress a pack of major labels all with their panties in a twist, merely re-doing what made Joel and Newman great, adding in an Alternative feel and some Entwhistle bass.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Ben Folds Five and their crew would like to thank all their loyal fans who have made them feel comfortable and welcome throughout the world where they have been fortunate enough to visit and entertain.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Ben Folds: I'm definitely pro-legalization.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Ben Folds - Not The Same ] That's about what my computer said to me last nite when a warning popped up that I was running dangerously low on space on my hard drive.
Now Ben Folds has been working on some stuff, and we are going to be hooking up for that in the next couple of weeks.
 
 
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