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Topic: Ben Laden

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Time magazine,  The Times
Religion(s):Muslim
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Spy
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite royal(s):Catherine Medicis
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite destination(s):Arabia,  France,  Paris
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite political figure(s):Anwar Sadat
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Ben Laden i sous amigos distrouieron los dos pilares sovre los kualos reposava el mundo libero : las finansas i la defensa.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The Taliban and Osama Ben Laden ally themselves with Aliens from outer space, giving them powerful rays of destruction and flying saucers through which they will oversee the enslavement of all mankind.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Ben Laden might have fled Afghanistan to Peshawar, disguised as an Afghan refugee, "The News" said he might have reached safe heavens in Chechnya.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

So, you were correct when you said that you did not see how someone could seperate Yasser Arafat from Osama Ben Laden.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

"Osama Ben Laden was no longer on the Afghan soil since Monday", the newspaper "The News" said, adding that a reluctant Mullah Omar accepted the request of Osama to leave Afghanistan ahead of the Shawra in Kabol.
In the mid-eighties, Usama Ben Laden himself was commissioned by the CIA and the Saudi intelligence to move to Peshawar and serve as a financial liaison to funnel Arab petrodollars to Afghan Mujahedeen groups.
Afghanistan has been banned by the United Nations because the taliban did not want to hand over the saudi born alleged terrorist Osama Ben laden.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Additionally, I had read in The Times newspaper while I was in London last December that President Clinton was asked in his time by the Sudanese government whether the United States was interested to accept the deportation of Osama Ben Laden from Sudan.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Muslim terrorist leader, according to a document obtained by The Washington Times and written by the chief commander of the Macedonian Security Forces, puts out the front money for the rebel group through a representative in Macedonia: 'This person is representative of Osama Ben laden sic , who is the main financial supporter of the National Liberation Army, where up to date he has paid $6 million to $7 million for the needs of the National Liberation Army.
Two Islamic militants living in Britain who have lent their support to Osama ben Laden and a jihad (holy war) against America and its allies said the attacks were predictable consequences of US foreign policy in the Muslim world, according to " The Guardian " newspaper.
Osama Ben Laden and offered to participate in an international fight against terrorism provided it is approved and led by the United Nations.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

We unearthed old expressions we had invented for the monster Hitler and brought them back first for Osama Ben Laden and now they seem applicable to his cohort in mayhem Saddam Hussein.
 
 
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Paul sowa
2004-11-11 15:52:41
Is Ben Laden in China ?
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2005-12-19 09:35:07
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2005-12-26 08:46:50
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2006-04-18 16:07:11
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2008-05-24 13:48:21
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abdol
2009-03-15 16:37:18
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kevin george
2009-09-04 13:20:56
Did benladen accaully work for the us at one time and did he go to Harverd Univ.
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