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Topic: South Bend Tribune

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Diego Maradonna

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine, The Times

Education:

College

Favorite author(s):

Victor Hugo, Dante Alighieri

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Favorite TV show(s):

Live! With Regis and Kelly

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite royal(s):

Antoinette of France

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Football, Running

Favorite movie(s):

Indiana Jones

Favorite destination(s):

Paris, France

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Romario

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The museum staff would also like to say THANK YOU again to EVERYONE who has been calling and coming in to the museum to help identify the unidentified photographs in the South Bend Tribune.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Bill Shadowsky on the 2nd Congressional District race, South Bend Tribune.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We also sponsor an ad in the South Bend Tribune, which gives Our Lady's monthly message to over 250,000 people in the area.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Expert agree parents' role critical but polarized on disorder's cause SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE July 16, 2002.
Read and Article from the South Bend Tribune describing the discovery.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

South Bend Tribune's new Web Site.

John Fielding,
CEO

Those with attention-deficit disorders zoom in on developing strengths SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE July 17, 2002.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Hoosiers administer spanking to Illinois [ South Bend Tribune ]

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

South Bend Tribune : regional coverage, daily updates and full archives; in depth coverage of Notre Dame atheletics.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Tribune staff reporter SOUTH BEND, Ind.
South Bend Tribune, "Seeing Saugatuck" by Kathleen McKernan, June 19, 1994.
the South Bend Tribune unless otherwise specified.

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