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Topic: Social Security benefits

Related:
  Social    Security  
  Benefits    Social Security disability benefits  
  Social Security Number    Social Security Death Benefit  
  Social Security Administration    Social Security Disability  
  Social Security card    Social Security tax  
  Social Security Reform    Social Security system  

 
 
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Most admires:Helen Keller
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Brave
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent
Politics:Socialist
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Lawyer,  Banker
Education:None
Interest(s):Law
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Social security benefits and old age pensions will be fully index-linked to wage rises under the terms of collective bargaining agreements.
John Fielding,
CEO

Social Security benefits increase each year based on the rise in the Consumer Price Index for Urban Wage Earners and Clerical Workers.
Social Security benefits are progressive--they replace a larger share of past earnings for low-income retirees than those who earned more.
Social Security pays benefits to current retirees out of payroll taxes on current employers and workers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Social Security disability benefits consist of monthly payments and/or medicare benefits which provide compensation to those who are disabled from performing substantial gainful work of any kind.
Social Security will pay up to 6 months of provisional benefits while they determine if you meet eligibility requirements.
Social Security disability benefits are available for disabled workers who have paid in enough money to the Social Security fund over enough quarters to have insured status.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Social Security benefits are progressive -- lifetime high earners subsidize lifetime low and average wage earners.
Social security retirement benefits are available to anyone who has worked long enough and recently enough in a job for which they paid social security taxes.
Social Security disability and SSI disability benefits are not guaranteed forever.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Social Security does not provide for any partial disability but it does provide disability benefits for workers who are totally and permanently disabled.
Social Security funds are used for retirement funds, as well as disability and benefits to widows and orphans.
 
 
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