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Topic: Benjamin Moore Paints

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Vital Stats

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Favorite possession(s):

House

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, Better Homes & Gardens

Religion(s):

Mormon

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor, Housewife

Favorite artist(s):

Renoir, Rembrandt, Andy Warhol

Favorite author(s):

Winslow Homer, Honore de Balzac

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Coloring in

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

Favorite royal(s):

Jane Seymour

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

We provide excellent service to contractors and homeowners as well, with our full line of quality paints such as Pittsburgh Paints, Benjamin Moore, Pratt and Lambert, and Sikkens Finishes.
We supply contractors and homeowners with quality products such as Benjamin Moore, Pratt and Lambert, and Pittsburgh Paints.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

We typically recommend Benjamin Moore paints.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Benjamin Moore Painting and Decorating Contractors of America Rings End Lumber Pratt and Lambert Sherwin Williams National Guild of Professional Paperhangers ICI Duluxe Paints.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Benjamin Moore Paints and finishes.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The walls were painted in custom colors from Benjamin Moore Paints.
We normally use Benjamin Moore paints when painted product is requested.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

We use only top quality paints -- brands such as Sherwin William's and Benjamin Moore.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Since 1883 , Benjamin Moore and Company has produced quality paints while consistantly delivering a level of quality and performance that architects, designers and contractors have come to know and expect.
Choose from top brands including Benjamin Moore, Pittsburgh Paints, and Min Wax products.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
helen
2005-06-03 11:16:45

Do you have a wayof testing colors on the computer beforing buying?

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