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Topic: Best

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  But the best    Best Friend  
  Best Place    Best Price  
  Best Practices    Best Web  
  Best Buy    Best Deals  
  Best Game    America's Best  
  Best Web Site    Best Rates  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Banker,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Computers,  Real estate,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The best news of the night is that Leonardo and Fernando Redondo were able to play 90 minutes of this Coppa Italia tie.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It is perhaps best to say that he was more concerned with the quality of wines than many growers at the time, but he was also aware that vineyards must remain competitive in terms of yields.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The best source for publications and training programs that enable people with disabilities and c h r o nic conditions to remain independent!
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Best American Poetry has again presented a collection of works that all poets should read.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The best thing is that you can check the closeness of these calculations at the NASA Orbital and Period Calculator page.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It's best to set your fax software to answer on the first ring to ensure that it can access the disk before the phone stops ringing.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The best thing that I can point out is that the church changes it's views on many issues concerning paganism.
The best prayers I have ever heard in our prayer meetings have been those which have been fullest of argument.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The best way to help with this project is to contribute by either providing program patches or by providing feedback that helps further the development of the project.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Absolute best naked celebrity videos on the internet, we've got it all.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Best Band Led Zeppelin is the best band that ever was.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Parallel piling is best ignite by using a propane torch or another commercial lighting device that will raise a large area of the fuel pile to combustion temperature.
 
 
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