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Topic: Man's Best Friend

Related:
  Man    Friends  
  Best    Best Friend's Wedding  
  Gift from your Best Friend    Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend  
  Best Friends Animal Sanctuary    Toast by Best Man  
  Poem that began My best friend    Best Best Man's Speech  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Loyal
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress,  Leash
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Black: Man's best friend can't keep a secret   By the way of introduction, let me say that I, Pancho Villa de Perro Valiente, am the new head of Ranch Security at the Black Rancho on Red Chile Road.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Mans Best Friend Raising your dog with the Monks of New Skete who advocate the philosophy that "understanding is the key to communication, and compassion with your dog.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Man's best friend and greatest foe, It is said in the fire service that no one appreciates the service until something happens.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Private therapy sessions with the lovely doctor soon have Jake eating out of her hand and deciding maybe Muffin is mans best friend if he can bring his owner and his trainer together for good.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

MAN'S BEST FRIEND Greg Davis loved his four year old, Yorkshire Terrier, 'Griffith', very much.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Chimpanzees can be the best of man's friends as it has amply been demonstrated by those who keep them as pets and by researchers at Gombe and Mahale.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Sex is man's best friend - eine recht am sante Geschichte.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Man's (and woman's) best friend has to have his shots and vet appointments, as well as treats and birthdays!
Dogs truly are man's best friend, at least according to a new study that says spending time with a dog – or cat – may be more beneficial than talking about your troubles with a best friend or spouse.
Man's best friend and a gentle spirit inside the house, and loves to get her energy out running in the yard.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Man's Best Friend Naughty and nice cartoons with a bone on the back of each one.
Dawgs may be man's best friend but it works the other way too.
 
 
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