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Topic: Best Jokes

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chris Rock,  Tom Green,  Robin Williams
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Butt Ugly
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Wacky
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Mike Myers
Favorite movie(s):American Pie,  Liar Liar,  Some Like It Hot
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Best YoMama Jokes - find out just how fat, ugly, and stupid yo mama is.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Best of all, there are over 20 filthy editions of jokes as dirty enough for a grunge lover!
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We're looking for your best jokes, poems and comments about books!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are best known for transforming jokes and party goods into main line products by improving their packaging and merchandising but, above all, for providing an unrivalled customer service.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

He will best be remembered for his jokes and story telling which he could do for hours, and for his tent which we dubbed the Taj Mahal for its size and amenities.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Still making jokes about himself and his afflictions and demonstrating that he is a survivor and living proof that laughter indeed is the best medicine.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Lots of Jokes uses images and page formatting that requires a minimum level of client software and hardware for best possible presentation.
Jokes Files offer the best current and classic jokes to be found in online archives, plus the top top 10 lists.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

There are also several risque jokes and an editorial about the importance of porn for women plus readers letters about everything from men being pleasured with dildos to a very understanding woman who lent her husband to her oversexed best friend.
Too bad the best jokes came from an overused sexual stereotype.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Jokes aside - I had a friend from New Zealand accompany us to Cruising Night this year and he said that it was the best night of his two weeks in the U.
The old jokes are the best ones, only to find that the poor chap had actually packed and come in by train!
 
 
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