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Topic: Best Man

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  But the best    Man's Best Friend  
  Best Practices    Good Man  
  Best Place    Man  
  Best Friend    Young Man  
  Best    Old Man  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Prom dress
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite actor(s):Julia Roberts
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Interest(s):Photography
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember,  My Big Fat Greek Wedding,  Forrest Gump
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Black: Man's best friend can't keep a secret   By the way of introduction, let me say that I, Pancho Villa de Perro Valiente, am the new head of Ranch Security at the Black Rancho on Red Chile Road.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Skanco is the Isle of Man's leading outsourcing service provider, working in partnership with clients to analyse their requirements and develop practical and cost-effective service solutions that free them up to concentrate on the business they know best.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Sex is man's best friend - eine recht am sante Geschichte.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Man's (and woman's) best friend has to have his shots and vet appointments, as well as treats and birthdays!
Dogs truly are man's best friend, at least according to a new study that says spending time with a dog – or cat – may be more beneficial than talking about your troubles with a best friend or spouse.
This can be a challenge for small children and you may end up with a wedding video where the best mans speech is drowned out by a screaming toddler.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It is not enough, for example, to acknowledge and respect every man's right to the means of subsistence if we do not strive to the best of our ability for a sufficient supply of what is necessary for his sustenance.
Mark Harris,
Priest

That is the meaning of this Easter day: the sentence of death has passed upon all man's best endeavors and the only hope of our fallen race is the new birth and the resurrection life through Jesus Christ.
The believer must admit that man's best arguments and discoveries fall short of revealing the holy and gracious nature of the God of the Bible.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The BEST of Texas blues, country, rock and jazz are pumping through this man's veins.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

If a woman slips her finger up his asshole and plays with her mans prostate it will make him have a more powerful orgasm and the best thing is the woman can feel the prostate pumping when her man ejaculates.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Quality was what this show was all about with some of the best cars in South Florida and sometimes very unique like one of a kind Bentley, Rolls Royce, a 1947 Scitalia Grand Prix racer or a 1934 MG Le Mans race car.
 
 
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