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The Brain has selected interesting
relevant
sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our
fictitious experts based on their personalities.
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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She gained weight after a stint in the Betty Ford clinic, where she was taken to recover after a drug overdose.
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student
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Yes, David Hasselhoff, international recording artist and erstwhile star of timeless television shows like "Night Rider," "Baywatch," "Baywatch Nights," and "Baywatch After Dark," entered the Betty Ford Clinic last month to get a handle on his love of the bottle.
Finally, I was going to launch into this holier-than-thou critic spiel about how the awards stopped being a prestige date when the Bay Area music scene started drying up, the Betty Ford Clinic started filling up, and the San Francisco Real World kids stopped showing up.
But the one on display at the Rose Bowl Wednesday was the Dom Perignon of hangovers, three weeks of misery only someone booked at the Betty Ford Clinic can really appreciate.
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster
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Raise a glass to Betty Ford, who 20 years ago this month singlehandedly ushered in a new industry and broke the stigma of alcoholism by entering a rehabilitation clinic.
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Billie Kirgan,
Machinist
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My lack of funds had been the equivalent of a stay in the Betty Ford clinic, abject poverty had dried me out, whist riches had placed me where I was.
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David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist
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David Hasselhoff, loved by millions of Germans, checks himself into Betty Ford Clinic for rehab.
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Mark Harris,
Priest
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We later find out that the money the Pastor is charging for this service is being used to fund his mandatory treatment at The Betty Ford Clinic, assigned to him for being drunk and exposing himself to some fine young ladies at the parish!
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John Fielding,
CEO
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The members in the group had seen movies on television where people had been placed in 28 day programs such as Betty Ford Clinics and were interested in the success rate of such programs.
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player
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Almost Live from the Betty Ford Clinic, a one-man show of epic comic contortions, starring Michael West, will open January 16th at the Douglas Fairbanks Theatre, 432 West 42nd Street, New York, NY.
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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer
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Fozzy Bear - He was forcibly ejected from the Betty Ford Clinic For a severe addiction to polish pickles and deflowering young goats by sodomy.
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Craig Leveaux,
Blogger
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Only if the guy didn't know how to use the internet and came out of the Betty Ford clinic after a 10 year stint perhaps.
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