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Topic: Betty Crocker

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart, Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Dream job(s):

Housewife

Favorite author(s):

Roald Dahl

Favorite food(s):

Ice cream, Cheesecakes, Chocolate cake

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite great leader(s):

Robert Owen

Likes to wear:

Tank tops

Listens to:

REM

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Coffee

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Betty Crocker's new boys and girls cook book , 1965.
Betty Crocker's Cook Book for Boys and Girls.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Betty Crocker's Cookbook provides recipes for appetizers, desserts, and main course dishes.
The Betty Crocker's Best of Baking cookbook provides recipes for a variety of baked goods.
If you have little helpers at your elbow, Betty Crocker's Bisquick Cookbook is a great introduction to cooking.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Gone is Betty Crocker's vibrant optimism.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Betty Crocker is the flagship cookbook of General Mills Inc.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Churchland goes on to claim that Betty Crocker's view of microwave cooking, which is predicated upon the nonidentity of heat and molecular motion, is unworkable scientifically.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Betty Crocker's Easy Slow Cooker Dinner: Delicious Dinners the Whole Family Will Love Get out of the kitchen and into your life�use a slow cooker to make your next dinner!
After you have seen "Betty Crocker's New Cookbook" you might like to look around the new Kitchen Shop at Amazon.
Wow them with Betty Crocker's fantastic for heartwarming dishes that are easy to prepare and taste great.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

NCSNY: When Betty Crocker's Arthritis Flares Up.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: does a pie ring exist? 2005-03-07 18:53:27
From: Mildred 2005-04-07 11:54:09	I am on a low fat diet. Would like to know if you can put dried egg white in the ckes mixes?
From: Mildred 2005-04-07 11:55:54	I am on a low fat diet. Would like to know if you can put dried egg white in the cake mixes?
From: dorothy sims 2005-04-26 19:10:33	I just bought your new four piece bake and fill cake pan.I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW NUMBER ONE MAY I BAKE AN ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX IN IT TO FILL, AND NUMBER 2 HOW DOES THE CAKE BATTER KEEP FROM STICKING TO SECOND PIECE YOU HAVE TO LOCK ON. I LIKE TO FILL THE ANGEL FOOD CAKES
From: pidge 2005-06-10 11:05:05	i want to make other cakes out of box cake mixes, where do i look
From: clover 2005-09-01 14:02:15	if i don't have clover what can i use instead of clover

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