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Topic: Betty Ford

Related:
  Ford    Betty  
  Ford Motor    Betty Ford Clinic  
  Model T Ford    Ford cars  
  Ford dealer    Ford Mustang  
  Ford Truck    Henry Ford  
  Ford Lincoln Mercury    Ford Parts  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rush Limbaugh,  All cheerleaders
Good point(s):Honest
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Orienteering,  Lacrosse
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Approaching psychosis,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):"A watched pot never boils"
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Raise a glass to Betty Ford, who 20 years ago this month singlehandedly ushered in a new industry and broke the stigma of alcoholism by entering a rehabilitation clinic.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

My lack of funds had been the equivalent of a stay in the Betty Ford clinic, abject poverty had dried me out, whist riches had placed me where I was.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

If this person were from a different socio-economic background, he would have gone to the Betty Ford Clinic for 60 to 90 days.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We later find out that the money the Pastor is charging for this service is being used to fund his mandatory treatment at The Betty Ford Clinic, assigned to him for being drunk and exposing himself to some fine young ladies at the parish!
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

He wishes to express his gratitude for the continuing support of the Betty Ford clinic.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Lily Braden admitted to Betty Ford Clinic.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Hoon had entered the Betty Ford clinic several times before realizing he had a problem but with no improvement.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I tried to admit myself to the Betty Ford Clinic once.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Fozzy Bear - He was forcibly ejected from the Betty Ford Clinic For a severe addiction to polish pickles and deflowering young goats by sodomy.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Members in Cuba have hear of programs being offered, such as the Betty Ford Clinic mostly through viewing a movie on television.
 
 
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From:
breanna
2005-03-12 20:16:24
as an inpaintent what can you bring when you check in?
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