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Topic: Beverage

Related:
  Food and Beverage    Alcoholic beverages  
  Beverage Industry    Alcohol Beverage  
  Beverages and More    Beverage Recipes  
  Beverage Air    Recipes Alcoholic Beverages  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Hard-working
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Working
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite food(s):Pizza,  Pasta pastas,  Fish and chips
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Lemonade,  Orange Juice
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Carbonated beverages and urinary calcium excretion.
Fermented beverages should therefore be treated as essentially equivalent to other alcoholic beverages and not simply as an agricultural product.
Food and beverages are served in the Windmill Tavern restaurant and for tournaments and banquets of up to 150 people in the Jones Room.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Alcoholic beverages may not be bought on the premises by any individual without prior written approval by the convention center.
John Fielding,
CEO

Complimentary beverages are served during the ride to Group Members or any food options they selected.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Alcoholic beverages may be imported or brought in from abroad through U.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Beverages play an essential and enjoyable role in our diet in every season and in many situations.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Beverages are graciously provided by the Pepsi corporation, which is too fucking stupid to figure out that its machine is giving out free sodas.
Alcoholic beverages should be kept covered or in unmarked containers.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Mayan beverages are not only alcoholic, they are hallucinogenic too.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Alcholic beverages are not included but available on the boat.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Foods and Beverages are not permitted for the reason that the containers they are brought in can act as projectiles and have the potential to cause serious injury to guests.
 
 
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