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Topic: Online Bible College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Devout

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Interior decorator

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite destination(s):

Japan, United States of America

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Using a dynamic, life-application approach to teaching, the Online Bible College will ground you in God's Word and develop street-practical ministry skills -- all from the convenience of your own home!

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Students who successfully complete the Online Bible College course curriculum to the satisfaction of the Ministry Team will be conferred a certificate or diploma as follows:
Having said that, however, the certificates and diplomas awarded by the Online Bible College provide a solid educational and training foundation upon which you can found an effective pastoral ministry.
The Online Bible College provides a number of services to students which enable student-to-Ministry Team and student-to-student communications.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Online Bible College uses a combination of Internet and multimedia technologies to deliver quality education from a distance.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Colleges and Seminaries can make the full version of the Bible Tutor (tm) available to their students by subscribing to the Bible Tutor Online.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Online Bible College is developing a special web-based teaching program which will provide you with a powerful study environment.
The Online Bible College - A powerful Bible study program, using a non-academic, life-application approach to ministry training, all from the convenience of your own home.
He also has broad experience in the field of information technology, and brings this expertise to the Online Bible College's "virtual campus.

Mark Harris,
Priest

WHEATON COLLEGE offers their Online World-Wide Study Bible giving users access to the KJV , RSV, NASB, NIV , andother translations; plus each passage yields links to various commentary and reference material.
If one word could be used to sum up the Online Bible College's approach to teaching it would be "revelation.
"Just a few short lines to let you know that the lessons of the Online Bible College are good and very helpful to my spiritual life and ministry.

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