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Topic: Holy Bible

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Their father, Nostradamus

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Saintly

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Bible As History will take you on a breathtaking journey to the heart of Holy Scripture as it pieces together one of the most stunning spiritual puzzles in the history of mankind.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Bible the Holy Scriptures--the books of the Old and New Testaments, showing God at work in nature and history and setting forth the life and teachings of Jesus Christ Bishop the biblical term for one who exercises pastoral care and authority over a large number of Christians.
The Sovereign Grace Bible Church of Cebu is an autonomous church ruled by the risen Christ and the Holy Spirit through the apostolic teachings preserved for us completely in the Bible.
Briercrest Bible College holds to the following set of beliefs and objectives: We believe that the Old and New Testament Scriptures were written by chosen men of God under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, and so constitute in their entirety the inerrant Word of God.

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