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Topic: Bible New King James

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Dictionary

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Pope John Paul II, Johannes Gutenberg

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Humble

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Boastful

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Devout

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Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant

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Dante Alighieri

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Soul

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The Bible
The Koran

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Jesus Christ

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Omar Khayyam

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Latin

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Thomas Aquinas

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This unique edition offers an exciting new approach to the Bible by combining the sacred text of the Authorized King James Version of 1611 with the high tech features of eBooks.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Our New King James Slimline includes a concordance, Bible reading plan, translation and explanatory notes, and full-color study maps.

Mark Harris,
Priest

We believe that scriptures of the Old and New Testament as translated in the 1611 King James version of the Holy Bible is the written word of God and the only rule of faith and practice.
Taken from the four New Testament Gospels of the King James Version of the bible and written in story form it follows Jesus and his Apostles into the Garden of Gethsemane and into the sealed room after his death.
We are not told by these writers that the original King James Bible had the Roman Catholic Apocryphal books between the Old Testament and the New Testament.

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