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Topic: King James Version of the Bible

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Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Johannes Gutenberg

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Patient, Humble, Generous

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Devout, Rebellious

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Boastful

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Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Mormon

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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The Bible
The Koran

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Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

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Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

One Bible distributor did express a concern that the commercials gave an impression that we were demeaning the King James Version.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Only the King James Version of the Bible in English and the textus receptus in Greek are used and recommended at Tabernacle Baptist Bible College and Seminary.
King James Version (KJV) - Read the KJV Bible in a year.
The King James Version of the Bible says in Romans 8 that God will "quicken" our mortal bodies.

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