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Topic: NIV Bible

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Johannes Gutenberg

Good point(s):

Humble, Generous, Patient

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Mormon

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

NIV Whole Bible on Compact Disc This New International Version of the Whole Bible on Compact Disc comes in 59 CDs in a nylon zipper case and is narrated by Stephen Johnston.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

NIV Publisher (Zondervan) is OWNED by people who publish THE SATANIC BIBLE!

Mark Harris,
Priest

Suffice it to say that the NIV & the NASB (New American Study Bible) is a direct translation of the version of the scriptures that was translated by the Jehovah Witnesses!
Life Application Bible NIV, KJV, RSV and Living Bible Experience this brand new, one-of-a kind Bible that takes the reader beyond reading and understanding to real-life application?
These are the manuscripts that the scholars go to in order to produce our modern Bibles (such as the KJV, the RSV, the NIV, etc.

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