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Topic: Read the Bible online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

T S Eliot

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary

Good point(s):

Generous, Patient, Humble

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Favorite great thinker(s):

Omar Khayyam

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

NET - Read or listen to the Bible online in several different versions and languages.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

contains the entire King James Version of the Bible online in RealAudio (Read by Alexander Scourby.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Bible in Real Audio and Text FREE + Search Engine + Top Hit Senders List - Bible Online so you can HEAR while you READ.
Also you can read Online Bible and send and receive e-greetings through shalomgreetings.
Read the Bible online by clicking here.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Online Bible Texts - For your convenience, we also maintain a list of Web sites where you can read and search through the text of the Bible online.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Read the Bible online in English, Spainish or Portugese at:

Mark Harris,
Priest

com and ChristRing Ministries uses the powerful Bible Gateway Scripture linking system from GospelCom to make it easy to read through the Bible Online in one year.
Visit this section to study the Bible online, read the scripture of the day, listen to audio sermons by Dr.
We have a Bible Resource page available if you want to read the Bible online, search for certain words in the Bible, or see what verses apply to different topics.

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