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Topic: Bible passages

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Most admires:T S Eliot,  Chairman Mao Tse Tung
Personality:Devout
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Favorite artist(s):Rembrandt
Favorite author(s):Dante Alighieri,  Charles Dickens
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite explorer(s):Marco Polo
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Plato,  Socrates
Favorite quote(s):"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Choir songs are adapted from famous Bible passages set to melody by harmonica legend Lee Oscar.
Have Bible passages available on tape to play while driving.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Bible stories and passages can help people identify and live according to their own values and to discriminate between sexual decisions that are life-enhancing or destructive.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

And what we are looking at this morning is one of the most stunning passages in the whole Bible which using picture laden language helps us to catch a glimpse of what God has in store for those who love him.
Bible Browser Search for key words and passages.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Passages from the bible were interpreted in a way that would instill fear and compliance into the slaves.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Following the Bible passages are statements abstracted from some Humanist publications illustrating the implications of the Neo-Darwinian Evolutionary theory to extend way beyond a simple scientific theory.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is thus only permissible and proper to look for doctrinal sedes in those Bible verses or passages which specifically were intended by God to teach a particular doctrinal truth and therefore it is improper and wrong to employ Scriptural references as the basis for doctrines which they were not intended to explicate or teach.
There are many passages in the Bible that deal with works and the reward of works which our opponents cite against us in the belief that these will disprove the doctrine of faith which we teach.
It is important to know what the Bible teaches since our churches are reinterpreting scripture and changing the meaning of various passages of scripture.
 
 
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Lisa
2004-11-06 22:59:55
Where does it say in the bible, This too Shall Pass".
From:
josie
2005-07-30 22:38:34
yes i'm trying to find a passage it has "don't stand at my grave cause i'm not there" can you help me out? my email is waitin4aride@yahoo.com
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