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Topic: Bible Scriptures

Related:
  Scripture    Bible  
  Bible Study    Books of the Bible  
  Bible stories    Bible School  
  Holy Bible    Reading the Bible  
  Bible verses    Bible College  
  Hebrew Bible    King James Bible  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  The Dalai Lama
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble,  Honest
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Mormon,  Christian - Evangelical,  Sikhism
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Siddhartha Gautama
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
"I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now."
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Bible verses are also taken out of context and twisted to support this position; this tactic, however, strongly suggests that the aliens are demonic, because we know that twisting the scriptures is one of Satan's favorite tools of deception.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The lessons are designed to get the students busy in Bible study and practical applications to discover for themselves the timeless truths of the Scriptures.
Key scriptures have been selected, condensed and illustrated so that children of all ages can benefit from the wisdom and spiritual principles of the Bible by reading and memorizing them.
The inductive Bible method developed in Precepts will help you become skilled at exploring Scriptures for yourself.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Bible Scriptures, Christian midi music, transitions, password protection, install/ uninstall.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

An inductive Bible study for serious students of the Scriptures!
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

In the Bible, we find many scriptures meant to uplift and encourage us in our battles with the enemies of God.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The Bible - We believe in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments as being inspired by God and completely inerrant in the original writings and of supreme and final authority in faith and life.
As a Bible believing church committed to the truth and authority of the scriptures, we want very much to share the love of Jesus Christ with you in His name.
Bible sanctification is not the spurious sanctification of today, which will not search the Scriptures, but trusts to good feelings and impulses rather than to the seeking for truth as for hidden treasure.
 
 
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