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Topic: Big Dog

Related:
  Dogs and Cats    Hot Dog  
  Pet Dog    Big Band  
  Dog    Big One  
  Dog Breeds    Big Game  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):Sesame Street,  The Ozbournes,  The Muppets
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

They are big dogs and big eaters while gaining maturity, although as adults they eat less than other, more active giant-breed dogs.
Big dogs have larger litters than smaller dogs, but smaller dogs generally live much longer than larger dogs.
Brittanys are not very big dogs averaging between 30 lbs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Big aggressive dogs can discourage the deer, but they need to be patrolling your property each night.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

They were courageous hunting dogs that were capable of dealing with big game such as wild ox and wild boar.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

These remarkable dogs are celebrated in a book as big and beautiful as the breed itself, featuring over 200 color photos accompanied by warm and insightful text.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The big dogs scare him and he forgets himself with the little ones (pet shop puppy and not properly socialized in his 1st 1.
Last year was supposed to be about the big dogs once again dominating the hardwood.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Big dogs growled, little dogs yapped shrilly, old dogs criticized everything, silly dogs clowned and vicious dogs attacked anything that moved.
Big dogs, small dogs, show dogs or pound puppies, all give us our daily dose of love.
Big dogs, small dogs, dogs that like to run, dogs that flop next to your chair?
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The big heavy Knuckle Bones or large shank bones are best for bigger dogs.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Amy
2004-11-07 20:10:38
I have a six month old puppy but he is about 50 pounds. I was wondering he has not been up to par lately. Is there anything I can do for him? He is laying on the couch watching the kids play but usual he is up running after them. Think maybe he is not feeling to well? Should I take him to vet? I been wondering if someone feed him something he shouldn't have because his poop is like water also. Please help me he is like my kids. He is a German Shepard and Boxer mixed.
From:
Chelsea
2005-06-17 09:16:06
He probaly is not feeling well. You should defedentley take him to the vet. If he is overweight try feeding him less. Also don't give him tablescraps.
From:
what do german shepard mixed with boxer
2005-06-26 20:41:52
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