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Topic: Big Johnson

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite TV show(s):That 70's Show,  The Ozbournes
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite body part(s):Soul
Favorite sport(s):Football,  American Football,  Lacrosse
Favorite movie(s):Grease
Listens to:Rock and Roll,  Jazz,  Eric Clapton
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Hank Aaron (baseball),  Mickey Mantle (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

POST-RACE CELEBRATION: After the race, join us for a variety of food and drink including Bill Johnson's Big Apple Restaurant's famous chili, as well as a relaxing and comforting massage.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Johnson's 2,015 yards are 10th-best in Big Ten history, after needing 29 yards Saturday to pass Ohio State's Keith Byars (1,764, 1984) and move into the top 10.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

People reading the inscription on the back, engraved words taken from Johnson's signature song, "Big Road Blues": "Lord, sun gonna shine in my back door someday, wind gonna change, blow my blues away.
Unfortunately, Palmer and the other European-American writers who propagated his fictional story, were unfamiliar with the teacher at the crossroads and they conflated Tommy Johnson's "big black man" with Goethe's Mephisopheles in "Faust," and then painted false "spooky" images of those who received the gift of learning.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This was during the period following Lyndon Johnson's stealing the Presidency from Barry Goldwater and consummating the BIG ROBBERY of our National Treasury by stealing the SILVER out of our coinage, melting and selling it to support his so-called "GREAT SOCIETY" (a CODE-NAME FOR WHOLESALE THEFT ON A NATIONAL LEVEL)
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Hundreds of pictures and movie clips of big tits, titanic ta-tas, huge hooters, massive melons, bulging breasts, ji-normous johnsons, wicked winebagos, covered up under tight, revealing clothing.
Big Johnson's , 5800 State Route 414, Hector, (607) 546-5800 map.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Johnson's secretary, Jill Fear says she will try to carry on with the promotion of the view that the world is actually a flat disk floating on primordial waters, and not a big ball spinning through space.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

An award winning guitarist, Johnson's blend of Blues have made him a big hit in Europe for the last decade.
Front man Gordie Johnson and his roots rock reggae brethren in Big Sugar remain unconstrained by the shifting sands of "what is trendy.
Friday's kick-off features a performance at 8 pm by The Johnsons Big Band and others while WYEP 91.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Kennel Name: Big Johnson's Kennel.
 
 
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