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Topic: Big Lots

Related:
  Lots    Parking Lot  
  Big Band    Big Brother  
  Big One    Big Game  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Ikea bedroom
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading,  Fishing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing,  Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Ate a big picnic in the park with lots of chocolate mouses pie and then swam in the fountain all afternoon.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Big on flavour with lots of soft tanins and well balanced acidity.
There are big bucks in Nashville, and lots of fabulous private wine cellars there.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Use lots of lacy ribbon to add that heavenly touch and a big white ribbon.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Lots of goths are big good grade earning geeks in high school.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Big words but lots of fun as teachers explore creative ways to help students discover the advantages of using the computer in Social Studies/English classrooms.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Big Lots Stores has been a Penske customer for over ten years, and with their demanding retail business model, there is no such thing as a milk run.
Nintendo was there too in a big way with lots of news of new Pokeman titles for all of the different game units they sell.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Big beat style dance motion with lots of vinyl scratch and DJ vocals.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Lots of crevices to explore and a big empty forest to run in except for a couple of people camped right next to us with SIX DOGS!
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There are lots of big moving creatures above the restaurants which are tacky but good and it was all quite colourful with a good atmosphere.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

James was showing lots of class up front and the return of Big Kris again causing the Scans back line nightmares,coming very very close with a strike on the turn which somehow went the wrong side of the post.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
lauri
2005-06-17 20:28:43
can you tell me where a big lot store is
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