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Topic: Bike

Related:
  Mountain Bike    Road Bike  
  Bike Tour    Bike Trail  
  Bike Parts    Bike Racks  
  Bike Race    Bike Week  
  Bike Shop    Sport Bike  
  Bike Helmet    Used Bikes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  Motorcycle,  Abflexer(tm)
Personality:Wacky
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):Jackass,  Roswell
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading,  Jogging
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  Surfie clothing,  Sunglasses
Favorite movie(s):The Great Escape
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Jump bikes look odd because the frame is small and only comes in one size.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Bikes are free to explore the cycle routes and canoes available to paddle along the Stour through the countryside made famous by the great artist John Constable.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Their mountain bikes are the Specialized brand featuring 24 gears with shock absorbers and riser bars.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Bikes rest on molded rubber cradles with built in tie-down straps.
The centre's bikes are kept down below the track in a secure compound and they have various sizes to suit all leg lengths.
Full suspension bikes are really hot now as good designs are abundant and are becoming increasingly affordable.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

These bikes were originally called safety bikes because the chain drive with sprockets facilitated both wheels being about the same size, so no more fear of going over the handlebars.
Trailer-bikes are useful for children that have outgrown a child’s bike seat but are not yet ready to cycle on the roads on their own bike.
Both bikes have small EMS kits that are in police bags mounted on racks on the rear of the bikes.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These bikes have just arrived in Australia.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Many kids were riding bikes on these hills and playing inside the gates of the memorial.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Bikes are allowed during off-peak travel times on all commuter rail, subway and Crosstown buses.
 
 
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