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Topic: Bill

  Bill Pay    Bill of Rights  
  Bill Gates    Bill Clinton  
  Senate Bill    Bill Payment  
  Bill Paying    Dollar Bill  
  Phone Bill    Bill of Sale  
  Little Bill    Buffalo Bill  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Banker,  President of the United States
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite sport(s):American Football
Listens to:Destiny's Child
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):National Rifle Association,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,

We are aware that the EA are suggesting that a zero increase in bills combined with gains from efficiencies would provide a pot of approximately 10 billion.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Several bills to require candidates to file their contribution and expenditure reports electronically with the Texas Ethics Commission and the commission to make the information available on the Internet have been filed.
The two bills would allow local communities to finance school construction or renovation at no interest cost by giving bond buyers federal tax credits in lieu of interest.
All bills under this constitution not made by process of consensus committee shall contain a statement of purpose, conforming to the requirements of a consensus committee topic.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Bill's wonderful melodic ideas find a home in a humorous setting featuringswinging tenor sax and trombone solos.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We were left with no choice but to pay these bills out of our own pockets and as we don't have bulging bank accounts or rich uncles to pay the bills we now ask that you click the above banner to enter the site.
DUE DATE Bills are due when mailed, and become past due 20 days from mailing.
Some bills are paid electronically and some receive a paper check in the mail.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Sections of bills which lay out criminal or civil penalties for violation of the law.
Craig Leveaux,

It is important to let the treating doctor know if your injury is work related so that the medical bills can be paid by Workers Compensation and to make sure the records connect the injury to your on the job injury.
He was unemployed and the bills were piling up with no way to pay them.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Bills vetoed by the governor and returned to the senate by the governor or by the house shall stand as reconsidered and such action shall be taken thereon as prescribed by the constitution and by the Joint Rules of the Senate and House of Representatives.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:

2005-03-16 22:35:11
who said arizona doesn't care how i stand on politics as long as i am able to shoot straight

2005-04-03 20:12:14
2005-04-08 15:26:12
who said arizona doesn't care how i stand on politics as long as i am able to shoot straight....candidate for Us senate 1912
2005-04-13 14:45:08
Did you ever find out who said "arizona doesn't care how i stand on politics as long as i am able to shoot straight"?
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