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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Al Gore,  George W Bush
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Democrat,  Conservative,  Republican
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite great leader(s):Franklin Delano Roosevelt,  Tony Blair
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

They already are upset that the administration is revising former President Bill Clinton's forest policies, including the "roadless rule" protecting more than 58 million acres from most logging and road construction.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

BILL CLINTON'S visit to Cartagena (Colombia) on 31 August, to seal Plan Colombia, lead thousands of students, workers, indigenous communities and other people to take over the streets to demonstrate and strike against the new measures of the Plan.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Compare President Bill Clinton's personal Weekly Horoscope Forecast with the general Free Weekly Horoscope for the Sun Sign of Leo to see the similarities and differences.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Because Bill Clinton's cultural warriors want a penitent cleansing of firearms, as if millions of lawful gun owners should genuflect in shame and seek absolution by surrendering their guns.
Bill Clintons legacy could be the "Abortion President" he has a lot of support from even conservatives that embrace abortion, you see it on the BBS at MSNBC.
Strom Thurmond was the only senator who was smart enough to determine Bill Clinton's guilt, even before they woke him up and told him the trial was over.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Then-President Bill Clinton's August 1998 cruise missile attack on Afghanistan briefly brought the Taliban back into line -- they even eradicated opium poppy cultivation in less than a year -- but they nonetheless continued supporting countless militant Islamic groups.
Mark Harris,

Bill Clinton's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit thyself!
Religious Jupiter is transiting Bill Clinton's Ninth House as he speaks to an audience of clergy about his period of soul-searching following the sex scandal that almost cost him his job.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Senator Clinton's bills would: extend disaster unemployment assistance by 26 weeks for workers who have lost their job as a result of the September 11th attacks and do not qualify for regular unemployment insurance; establish an Office of World Trade Center Attack Claims to help businesses and residents directly affected by the attacks; and allow Emergency Relief funds to be used for road repair in Lower Manhattan.
President Bill Clinton's 81 Answers House Judiciary Committee Impeachment Hearing of 19 November 1998, in which Kenneth Starr testifies.
One of President Bill Clinton's first acts in 1993 was to repeal the ban on federal funding for international groups that assist in abortions.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2004-12-01 15:09:53
2005-09-21 11:41:05
yeah but he has to set an example for america
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