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Topic: Bill Clinton Jokes

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Al Gore,  Monica Lewinksy
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Conservative,  Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  Late Show with David Letterman,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Listens to:Everclear
Favorite sportsperson(s):Steffi Graff (tennis)
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky jokes, humor, fun gifts, shopping - SLICK TIMES.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Everyone of us who jokes about Washington, writes about Washington, Bill Clinton has been a great target.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Well I have some funny Bill Clinton Jokes, bill clinton jokes, BILL CLINTON JOKES for you.
Hillary Clinton, co-sponsor of the anti-blasphemy bill said that "it started off as a joke but then it just seemed to be good policy.
Talk about anything whether it be jokes, Bill Clinton's latest scandal, good sites on the net, or whatever you choose.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We have everything from the funny side of religion to some jokes that are totally blasphemous, featuring Pope Jokes, various Vicars Priests and Nuns, Adam and Eve, Moses, Jesus and of course the ever popular Bill Clinton, who in various Jokes either goes to Heaven or Hell.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jack, our local guide, entertained us with songs and jokes about Bill Clinton and Monica etc.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

And they get up here and spout out a few Viagra jokes, throw in a couple Bill Clinton- -Monica Lewinski jokes, they say 'whats up with that?
They also tell Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich jokes and they giggle a lot.
Democrats, too, were the butt of some jokes, especially Bill Clinton's sexual indiscretions.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Listening isn't enough There's an old joke told about Hillary and Bill Clinton.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

-- Bill Clinton I don't make jokes.
 
 
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