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Topic: Hundred Dollar Bill

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Mail carrier, President of the United States

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Interest(s):

Law, Origami

Favorite sport(s):

American Football

Listens to:

Destiny's Child

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer, Getting off welfare

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Henry took two hundred dollar bills out of a cash box.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

hundred-dollar bills circulating in Europe were counterfeits.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She took four of the hundred dollar bills and stuffed them into her shorts pocket.
Fake hundred-dollar bills popped up in several stores last week.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

You are then given a certificate that signifies your eligibility to distribute one hundred dollar bills to a whole new class of people.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The enigmatic Barny tosses hundred dollar bills at Nick and Andy as if they were confetti.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Log homes are energy efficient and can save hundreds of dollars in heating and air conditioning bills.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you are selling anything less attractive than free hundred dollar bills then keep reading to learn the very big problems you face in order to make money online.
We foresaw hundreds of dollars worth of dental bills in the coming months.
Medical bills resulting from an accident could add hundreds, or even thousands of dollars more to the bill.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

He's being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars because the Buffalo Bills think he can play football with the big boys.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Lucia 2004-11-05 15:48:53	What time is it on the new $100.00 bill and where can you find it?
From: joe 2005-01-01 21:02:07
From: joe 2005-01-01 21:02:41	what does the time on the $100.oo bill mean?
From: Rachyl 2005-03-13 16:34:14	What is the time on the one hundred dollar bill and what does it mean?
From: koldtrain 2005-05-13 10:56:27	What does the time on the hundred dollar bill signify?
From: Duece 2005-06-21 11:43:58	The time on the clock on the back is 2:22pm and that was before daylight savings time was created. Not sure why.
From: Bill Mason 2005-07-16 09:57:26	the tower clock on the back of the 100 dollar bill, is it there for a purpose like the 'ALL SEEING EYE' on the back of the 1 dollar bill witch i think abram lincoln or benjamin franklin had placed on there to represent curruption what i gather the 2:22pm is a event which happened or to happen to certian people high up, the three 2's shall we call it is there to represent something i dont know a group of nmbers for a date a symbol or a person.
From: justin 2005-08-25 04:00:21	how much is an 1969 one hundred dollar bill worth.
From: Becca 2007-08-24 15:09:16	How much does $1,000,000 in one hundred dollar bills weigh?
From: tina 2006-08-15 11:26:50	i have a 100 dollar bill from a bank that is miscut what can i do with it

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