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Topic: Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Lopez

Good point(s):

Generous

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Favorite author(s):

Alice Walker

Favorite TV show(s):

Roswell

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite movie(s):

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Making the world a better place, Getting off welfare

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation - contributing toward increasing access to innovations in education, technology, and world health.
The Gates Millennium Scholars is funded by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to provide outstanding minorities with scholarship funds.
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundations contributing toward increasing access to innovations in education, technology, and world health.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation granted the Moberly library an 11 computer training lab in which to provide free computer classes to the public.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The year ended with news from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation that the Library had been awarded a Community Access to Technology Grant to develop a legal research training center in the Seattle Library geared to the legal research needs of the general public.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is dedicated to improving people's lives by sharing advances in health and learning with the global community.
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation places a major focus on helping to improve people's lives through health and learning.
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is dedicated to improving people's lives by sharing advances in health and learning with the global community.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation upgraded the reference software for our grant computers.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has donated $45 million to Harvard Medical School to fight antibiotic resistant strains of tubercolosis.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation established the initiative to encourage and support students to complete college and continue on to earn masters and doctoral degrees in disciplines in which their ethnic and racial groups are currently underrepresented.
E-Library is funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as part of an initiative to heighten awareness and use of population and health information.

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