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Topic: Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs,  Warren Buffet
Bad point(s):Greedy
Politics:Republican,  Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):CEO
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Bill Gates at Microsoft says "NT will be a better Unix than UNIX.
Bill Gates - Microsoft's legendary boss - says that the PC will continue to advance and strengthen its processing and computing powers.
Microsoft's Bill Gates is one of the most powerful men in America, not because he is the richest but because his company's software is on practically every PC in the world.
John Fielding,

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates outlined an expanded partnership with Siebel that calls for the companies to work together to develop the CRM market leader's software for the.
Microsoft chairman Bill Gates is leading the company in its first new business direction since 1995 with its move into the ERP space.
Bill Gates holds 742 million shares of Microsoft stock.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Microsoft's Bill Gates is defined by his software and by his insatiable desire to be the wealthiest man on the planet.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Microsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Bill Gates and Paul Allen had written Microsoft BASIC and were selling it on punched tape or disk to early PC hobbyists.
Bill Gates says that the tablet PC being developed at Microsoft will double the hours in a day he can spend with a PC.
Bill Gates' destination is to have a computer on every desk running Microsoft software.
Craig Leveaux,

Microsoft is not going anywhere except perhaps to another country if they make Bill Gates too angry.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Karen Hunt
2005-04-17 15:50:03
How old was bill gates when he set up his first computer company?
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