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Topic: Picture of Bill Gates

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  Dollar bill SRV's picture    Bill Gates Biography  
  Picture of the Golden Gate Bridge    Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation  
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  Pictures of Bill Clinton    Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Nostradamus
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Rebellious
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Satanic
Education:None
Favorite book(s):The Bible
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong
Favorite movie(s):American Pie
Listens to:Bob Dylan,  Backstreet Boys,  The Who "The Who"
Favorite philosopher(s):Nietzsche
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Bill Gates is Satan conspiracy theory: antichrist 666 hall of tortured souls pictures devil.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

However if you do know Bill Gates, try to picture him telling this one at a bar.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Why not put a picture of our friend Bill Gates in there, trying to get out!
Mark Harris,
Priest

The picture of Bill Gates in this article IS taken out of context, but it pretty much says it all.
 
 
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