Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 6 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Online Bill Pay

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Interest(s):

Law, Economics

Favorite sport(s):

American Football

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Mail carrier

Listens to:

Destiny's Child

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pay bills online with Regions.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Pay Bills Online - The optional Bill Payment feature is great for business owners who want to spend less time paying bills and more time concentrating on their business.
Online Bill Pay For a minimal fee you can expand your Online Banking to include our Online Bill Pay service.
Pay your bills any time, any day with our online Bill Payment product.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
lmnfrpgicifxfaijvlvy
2004-11-11 16:26:26

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Online Bill Pay fans of the world unite! (By checking out this page)

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.