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Topic: Bill O'Reilly

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rush Limbaugh, Matt Druge, Hillary Clinton

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine, TV Guide

Politics:

Conservative

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher, Jerry Springer, Live! With Regis and Kelly

Interest(s):

Politics

Favorite movie(s):

Aliens

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Hulk Hogan (wrestling)

Favorite online activity(s):

Writing in their secret blog

Listens to:

Hip Hop

Favorite quote(s):

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The host, Bill O'Reilly, was discussing the controversial decision by a Minnesota newspaper to use restraint when referring to individual Palestinian insurgents as "terrorists" while reporting on the continuing violence in the Middle East.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

TV talk show host Bill O'Reilly compared this to requiring the reading of Mein Kampf by Adolph Hitler in 1941.
And neither Rush Limbaugh, nor Bill O'Reilly, nor Sean Hannity, nor Chris Matthews, nor the rest of that herd of thundering right-wing imbeciles were present when individual voters pulled the levers or punched the cards.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Lending Library Brandon Gohsman is the new Lending Librarian (O'Reilly liason) as Bill Gathan is leaving us to move with his wife to a warmer latitude (take me too!

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

In today's Drudge Report the news that Bill O'Reilly's new show "The Radio Factor" due to start on WPHT tomorrow (Wednesday) got on so many stations because the syndicator, Westwood One, is actually paying stations to carry the new show!
An appearance on the Fox News Channel with the right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly on 13 September seems to have branded Boyle an undesirable guest.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The papers were principally targeted at the party faithful, or at potential recruits, who read them for incitement, just as listeners today tune in to Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly to stoke their political fires.
Even though many leftist media outlets, such as taxpayer-subsidized National Pinko Radio, refuse to let him promote his book, Bill O'Reilly's "The No Spin Zone" continues on the list at No.
For years, Zogby has been regularly exalted as "the nation's most accurate pollster," in the words of FOX's Bill O'Reilly -- a distinction Zogby owes to his pinpoint prediction of the 1996 presidential outcome.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

In Bill O'Reilly's estimation, all you have to do to make money off hip-hop is "think up rhymes about cocaine.
Fox's Bill O'Reilly blasted Jim Henson Productions and Snoop Dogg on his "O'Reilly Factor" O'Reilly took issue to Snoop's appearance in the upcoming "Very Merry Muppet Christmas" special.
Do you think Bill O'Reilly's attack on hip hop is a product of racism?

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