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Topic: Bill Wallace

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Favorite possession(s):

Mace

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

The Simpsons

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee, Mel Gibson

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Lizard, Dog

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven

Favorite sport(s):

Karate, Table Tennis, Working out at the gym

Likes to wear:

Sumo belt, Sports bra

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mohammed Ali (boxing)

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Bill "Superfoot" Wallace's 1980 PKA full contact retirement bout is shown.
It is his wealth of experience and knowledge that makes Bill Wallace, Superfoot.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

He retired undefeated as a top ten world rated pro-kickboxer in the middleweight class when Bill "Superfoot" Wallace was champion.
The "Superfoot System" is a lethal style of fighting designed by the legendary Undefeated World Champion Bill "Superfoot" Wallace.
Currently, Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace is available to any instructor who would like their students exposed to the best ring fighter to have ever lived.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Complex techniques brought to you by Bill "Superfoot" Wallace himself.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

As Superfoot he has the status of a legend, as Bill Wallace he has the heart and soul of a gifted teacher, as a friend he has the love and support of a true companion.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There is even a gentler side of Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace, that many may not have seen.
A great new created by Bill "Superfoot" Wallace himself.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

In What town and state did Bill "Superfoot" Wallace stage his retirement fight in 1980?

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