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Topic: Billy Joel

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Eminem,  Princess Diana,  Ricky Martin
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean,  The Ozbournes,  The Muppets
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite royal(s):Princess Diana
Favorite movie(s):The Lion King,  Moulin Rouge
Listens to:Billy Joel,  Elton John,  Rock and Roll
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

From Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" What's the matter with the food I'm eating.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I was listening to Billy Joel's Keeping the Faith on the radio the other night and I was really surprised by how much I enjoyed listening to it.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Although containing a somewhat limited library of monsters (under 200), if you inserted a CD of Billy Joel's Glass Houses, you'd get the exact same monster each time.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

He will live forever in our hearts and memories, I remember clearly dancing to Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" with my brother and his friends at a Demolay function, I have found this to be sadly true.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Joel's father secured work as an engineer with General Electric while his mother, Rosalind, set to work raising Billy and his sister Judy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

From Suzanne on his first album, right up to Billy Joel's astoundingly resonant reading of Light As A Breeze on the newly-released tribute album, few songs in contemporary music glow with as potent a sense of longing as gleams in every word and note composed by Cohen.
Contemporary Jazz and Pop artists like Billy Joel, Elton John and Van Morrison are also featured.
Elton John tended to spice his songs with sweet blues vamps; Billy Joel improvised long atonal romps.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Billy Joel came out to "Yankee Doodle Dandy" while Elton John came out to some UK anthem (not sure whether it was O Britannia or God Save The Queen!
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Big Shot Billy Joel's career as a rockin' pop star pretty much petered out with a poof , though it could have been worse.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The idea for Billy Joel's #1 smash "We Didn't Start The Fire" came from a conversation he had with a young man back 1988.
We Didn't Start the Fire - the history behind Billy Joel's song!
 
 
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