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Topic: Kill Osama bin Laden

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Time magazine,  The Times
Religion(s):Muslim
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Spy
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite political figure(s):Anwar Sadat
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
 
 
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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

They made it easy for Osama bin Laden and his band of criminals to kill nearly 7,000 Americans, nearly wreck our economy – which is still hanging by a thread – and destroy or damage symbols of our liberty.
Why would evidence exist to support charges of conspiring to kill Americans and aiding Osama bin Laden, but not a charge of treason against the United States?
September 10, 2002 I can ’ t begin to understand what would make Osama bin Laden and his henchmen want to kill thousands of innocent Americans.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Osama Bin Laden issued such a fatwah in which he declared it to be the sacred duty to Allah for all Muslims to kill Americans at every opportunity by any means.
Osama bin Laden convinced 18 men to kill themselves and 6,000 other human beings in the name of Allah and with the promise of eternal blessedness.
Bin Laden was charged in absentia with endorsing a fatwah, or religious decree, ordering devout Muslims to kill Americans, including civilians, anywhere in the world.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Desert demolition: Kill Osama Bin Laden at----Lunacy Toons to Laugh About including political cartoons, religeous humor, toilet humor, and news spoofs.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mommar Qadaffi and the 1998 US cruise missile attack on Afghanistan failed to kill Osama Bin Laden, the Pentagon began considering use of tactical nuclear weapons in such contingencies.
The place where al-Qaeda had its main training camp and the tunnels from which Osama bin Laden issued his fatwa to kill Americans and their allies.
But, even if Osama Bin Laden is guilty, why resort to war in a situation where the attacks can do little except kill more noncombatants and deepen the Afghani refugee crisis?
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

When the Clinton administration was trying to track and kill Osama bin Laden, Republicans gratuitously dismissed the entire effort as an attempt to change the subject from Monica Lewinsky.
Osama bin Laden has urged and incited his followers to kill American citizens, in the most unequivocal terms.
 
 
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