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Topic: Bin Laden

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  Washington Post,  The Times
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Spy
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite destination(s):Arabia,  Baghdad
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite political figure(s):Anwar Sadat
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

But the bin Ladens have still suffered a severe backlash and several companies have severed ties with the family business despite no evidence of links to Osama and his activities.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Osama bin Laden was one of many US beneficiaries in its war against Moscow.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Osama bin Laden has reportedly advocated using narcotics trafficking to weaken Western societies by supplying them with addictive drugs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Osama Bin Laden is well hidden and will not be found with these tactics, Bush is using the same means of terrorism that has been dealt to him and should be stopped.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Osama Bin Laden was born in 1955, the youngest of some twenty sons of one of Saudi Arabia's wealthiest and most prominent families.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Osama Bin Laden considers the American military presence in Saudia Arabia to be an descration of Muslim holy lands.
Osama Bin Laden is descended from Saudi royalty and traces his descent to the same family root that the Hashemite Rulers descend from.
Osama bin Laden and Al Qaida are from the larger Sunni part of Islam.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Is Osama bin Laden, sheltered by the Taliban rulers of Afghanistan, merely a front for a more extensive conspiratorial enterprise requiring years of detailed planning that ended in a horribly brilliant execution of its goals?
Osama bin Laden grew up with this ideology and turned in fury on the Saudi regime when it violated its own Wahhabist principles by allowing American soldiers to remain in the Kingdom after the Gulf War.
Osama bin Laden was in contact with Iraqi government agents from his base in Afghanistan in the days leading up to the Sept.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Osama bin Laden has urged and incited his followers to kill American citizens, in the most unequivocal terms.
 
 
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