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Topic: Osama bin Laden

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  Yasser Arafat
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Religion(s):Muslim
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States
Favorite great leader(s):Gamal Nasser,  Reza Pahlavi
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite destination(s):Arabia,  Baghdad,  Israel
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Favorite political figure(s):Anwar Sadat
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

While Osama bin Laden's financial network has been mostly dismantled, the group still has 'access to substantial funding from its previously established investments,' said the report, which monitors sanctions on al-Qaida.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Government is actively monitoring terrorist cells affiliated with Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda network in cities from Florida to Boston to Denver to Houston.
Recognize that Osama bin Laden's attacks and fulminations have revealed that these Arab governments are not democratic and are cruel and destructive dictatorships maintained by American aid.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Osama bin Laden's whereabouts are a mystery -- Osama sightings have become as frequent as Elvis sightings at truck stops.
Osama bin Laden's Location - PSI TECH Special Dispatch Over the past few days, PSI TECH has conducted numerous TRV sessions on the present location of Osama bin Laden.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Osama bin Laden's career as a terrorist began in the late 1980's, when he traveled to Afghanistan to help fight against an invasion of that country by the Soviet Union.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Bin Ladens adhered to strict Sunni Muslim custom, but that did not prevent Osama's brother and sisters from traveling around the world and moving to other countries.
Raman feels that the involvement of one of the Pakistani components of Osama bin Laden's International Islamic Front for Jihad is a strong possibility and further attacks are also possible in the near future.
Why are Osama bin Laden's followers unable to see that he is not himself attracted into joining the martyrdom bliss of Paradise and the lovely houries?
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The questions were prompted by the disclosure that Bush was briefed in August about a heightened risk that Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda network may have been developing plans to hijack airplanes.
Osama bin Laden's defiant al-Qaeda network yesterday threatened more terrorist attacks as US-led forces carried out fresh air strikes across Afghanistan.
Osama bin Laden's definitive break with the government of Saudi Arabia came when the Saudi government allowed the United States to base troops on its soil first in 1991 (p.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Ken
2004-12-20 09:56:10
How many brothers and sisters doesOsama bin Laden havs?
From:
Ben
2005-06-20 21:09:11
Osama is George Bush Buddy why is the president of the United States protecting such an individual. The Bush illumanti gave orders to there Rich Blood sucking Arabs to come and attack us. Why is everone so deceived the President of the United States worships Mammon and Satan as his God.
From:
lolo
2007-09-24 07:14:11
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