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Topic: Bin Laden tape

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Most admires:

Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W Bush

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, Washington Post, The Times

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Spy

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher, Mr Bean

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Ayatollah

Interest(s):

Politics

Likes to wear:

Burqa

Favorite destination(s):

Baghdad

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement, Heart attack imminent

Favorite political figure(s):

Anwar Sadat

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

In these tapes, Bin Laden clearly spoke as someone who had foreknowledge of the attacks.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Second segment of Bin Laden's visit, shows up at the front of the tape.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Ironically, instead of these interpretations of Bin Laden's tape, the American public has been hearing the opposite message.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Much of the debate about bin Laden's loathsome conversation with a visiting Saudi sheik centered on whether that tape was ``authentic'' or ``fabricated.
They don't believe the other tapes we got of Osama bin Laden.
Usama bin Laden Tape not a Good Forgery by doug foxvog.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

1998 Tape: bin Laden's declares war A never-before-seen al Qaeda video shows Osama declaring war against the United States.
says that troops in Afghanistan have discovered several more tapes of Osama bin Laden speaking with his followers.
The administration requested that the television networks censor tapes from Osama bin Laden under the odd pretext that they might contain some coded message.

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