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Topic: George Bush The Unauthorized Biography

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Michael Williams ' web site, Michael's Story of Political Persecution in the United States , gives his story and background links which include "the unauthorized George Bush biography that the NSA, CIA and FBI have removed several times - illegally, of course.
The volume which we submit herewith to the court of world public opinion is, to the best of our knowledge, the first and only book- length, unauthorized biography of George Bush.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

George Bush - Unauthorized biography by W.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This is Nicholas King's George Bush: A Biography, the first book-length version of Bush's life, produced as a result of Pete Roussel's efforts for the 1980 campaign.
And for those who want the red pill, the always popular unauthorized biography of George Bush.
George Bush: The Unauthorized Biography," by Webster G.

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