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Topic: House of White Birch

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Interest(s):

Photography, Aviation

Favorite sport(s):

Canoeing

Listens to:

Enya

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

The house, surrounded by trees — mainly white birch, blue spruce and maples — is difficult to photograph.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

House of White Birch.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The White Birch Medical Center Open House:

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